Let my guard down. One look at the real me and they disappear fast.

Idle threats are pretty good

Bring up a subject they are touchy about and they'll shut up all right.

Start quoting Bible verses and getting all preachy.

Normally after I stop responding for a while, they get the idea.

I act like they are a girl I'm interested in

Let them talk-they need to
invest in earplugs

Smash their laptop into their mirror.

To solve such a problem, death is an essential...

Decapitation usually works.

2 words.. 1. Brass, 2. Knuckles..

Buy them a car.

Kiss em 😌