I Need Someone to Talk to

So it's just me tonight chillin with some ice cream, living the life of chance and excitement, you know. What could be more unexpected than turning a page AND REALIZING THERE'S ANOTHER PAGE AFTER THAT? Crazy shit. Anybody up to talk? About anything. Let's talk about your deepest dreams, philosophies, problems, or your beagle. I don't mind. Or better yet, your beagle's problems. I'm an open book my friends.