Is it pathetic that I have to cuddle with a pillow before I can fall asleep?
Is it even worse that I tell it that I love it & that it is beautiful? & doing that actually makes me feel less alone?
26-30, F
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Jackson2222
Nope. You just found a cheaper way than buying a robot to find artificial love. Those robots are expensive and could turn into terminators.
morallycorruptgirl · 26-30, F
haha well I have enough problems on my hands without a robot terminator lover. I'll stick with the pillow.
Jackson2222
Good call. You can't trust machines. In the movie her that guys operating system cheated on him with another operating system.
HereEyeGo
Robot: Good morning lover.. How about we f**k?
Human: What?! I just woke up... ):
Robot: My programming said I should start the f**king day in a good mood.
Human: How about you shut down and take nap huh?!
Robot: What is a nap?
Human: What?! I just woke up... ):
Robot: My programming said I should start the f**king day in a good mood.
Human: How about you shut down and take nap huh?!
Robot: What is a nap?
HereEyeGo
Robot Terminator Lover "I'll be back"