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Jackson2222
Nope. You just found a cheaper way than buying a robot to find artificial love. Those robots are expensive and could turn into terminators.
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Jackson2222
Good call. You can't trust machines. In the movie her that guys operating system cheated on him with another operating system.
HereEyeGo
Robot: Good morning lover.. How about we f**k?
Human: What?! I just woke up... ):
Robot: My programming said I should start the f**king day in a good mood.
Human: How about you shut down and take nap huh?!
Robot: What is a nap?
Human: What?! I just woke up... ):
Robot: My programming said I should start the f**king day in a good mood.
Human: How about you shut down and take nap huh?!
Robot: What is a nap?
HereEyeGo
Robot Terminator Lover "I'll be back"
msb2015
that is weird lol i mean i hug my pillow too but i dont talk to it.
msb2015
true lol
HereEyeGo
plus if ya get tired of it's looks just change it's pillow case...
msb2015
lol i do that actually. i have changed my pillow many times. Now i got a nice fluffy one i love to cuddle lol.
GenesiusRedux
Listen to Ella Fitzgerald sing "I'm Making Believe." It's directly relevant.
morallycorruptgirl · 26-30, F
wOw I never woulda known that this is so common. Thanks for the support everyone =)
GenesiusRedux
Lol! I used to do the same thing when I was your age! You're a romantic!
sweetlavendernotes
Not at all, you need love just everyone else does.
slurp1
a little odd perhaps... but seemingly very human
rememberaday2000
Pathetic? Really? That's cute! Keep doing that.
likatiga
I'm the same...even after all these years
elcapo
0.o ahhhh nope maybe a little lol
HereEyeGo
@yolo19 You need a body pillow..
thehappyrancher
I do it every night sister.
TheChurchLady
don't you go hunping it....
Jaspers333
no its super cool
thecraziestpanda
I do too haha.
Ecgric
No its cute.
baldyally
no sweet