Can you take me now God?...

You're sick

No, I am purely stating the truth. You are the sick one, threatening to take your life for your own selfish reasons. You are in no position to be calling me "sick", sweetie. Maybe if you weren't so absorbed in yourself and thinking about offing yourself, then you could see clearly. And there is nothing on the other side for you, besides a pile of dirt to sleep in for eternity. SO IT IS SAID, SO IT SHALL BE.

You're not the brightest bulb on the wire are ya? Lol that's funny

Haha, thanks I try. You are funny too, with that whole "God take me now" type thing. We should do comedy together! No joke.

See what I did there? *wink* *wink*

You're not right in the head huh. Maybe if I really want to kill myself, I'll climb to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ level

Btw, want some ice for that burn?

We both aren't, I guess. At least I'm not the one who is threatening to kill myself, or dealing with depression. Not to burst your bubble or anything. And that would be a pretty short jump, but I'm as sharp as a tack so it should do the trick.

No, I'm good, it didn't burn. But aww! You care about me. Besties!

Well guess what? Then you have nothing to worry about. Why do you go suck your toe in the sandbox baby? Oh wait, maybe that's too advanced for you. I think God knew you weren't capable of making it in this world unless he made you hardheaded enough to be run over by a steam engine and come out fine

I'm an atheist....there is no "God"! And I don't really have anything to worry about, do I? And neither do you! Oh, we know each other too well. And how sweet, we have nicknames for each other now! Okay, I'm "Baby" and you are "sweetie". Perfect.

Hahaha how wrong you are that you don't even realize.XD let Satan take and burn you inhell's fire

Well, we won't know until we are dead. And if there is Satan (in the off chance), at least I will get a good tan in Hell. I much prefer the heat over the cold anyways...and who doesn't love a good bonfire! We could totally roast marshmallows together.

Nope, I'll be on the beach watching you be burned to coals hahaha how lovely

I know, right? Well, I don't like sand sticking to my feet, a bonfire sounds much more peaceful and calm. And see? I will get a good tan! Oh now I'm excited. You are too, I presume. Since you are joking about killing yourself.

Ha that was a lame comebackXP

No, it was no comeback, but I'm flattered that you think it was. But I'm right, no? Exactly, sweetie.

Everything but

Sweetie, you are too funny. Besides the jokes about killing yourself...those are a little dry. Maybe add a little flair to them! Pick up the old act, right?

How do you know I'm not God? What if my questioning is all a test to see if you would stand up for me? You don't really know for sure. And yes, she did mention that she wanted to kill herself. Read into her stories and experiences here at EP. And this world isn't sick, it's wonderful. And how could something God make be "sick"? Unless God didn't make it, of course.

Except he doesn't. Or else he would let himself be known, and come down to Earth, just to prove his well-being. How hard is that? Hasn't he done that once before? Where are all those "godly" miracles nowadays. How convenient all those "miracles" happened way in the past, before any of us were alive. And you still don't know that I am not God. There is no way to know for sure. And how do you know God on a personal basis? You can't. Maybe in a delusional mind, when you think you can talk to him. "Good morning God!" "Good morning Roger, how's life?". DELUSIONAL. You cannot know God on a personal basis, he doesn't personally acknowledge you, which is the only way an actual personal relationship can be attained.