"Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not __________"

An engineer!

Dammit bill, Im not really a doctor, I'm an Actor, who plays a doctor, in a sixties sci-fi adventure-

"....not a gay, Asian navigator. He's over there next to the only black woman on television not playing a maid"...

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a politician

Bones was always so cranky. >.<

a freshly baked apple pie

miracle worker.......

and not a fucker

a pornstar!

a bartender.

your mother

a sissyboy

a h o r e xD