Apple, Windows or Android?

By "Apple" he means iOS. You damn well knew that.

I am pretty sure he doesn't know the difference.

It's a simple question. Do you prefer to use an Apple phone, an Android phone, or a Windows phone? Either answer the question or stop shitposting.

I bet you're a filthy fucking Samsung user.

I am. But I don't use the filthy fucking Samsung Touch Whiz or Jizz or whatever they call it. Gives me cancer in my balls and eyes.

@GermanAf: Samsung Galaxy is the ultimate cancer in cellphones and it makes so much sense that a self-proclaimed tech head who in reality is an ignorant and misinformed elitist would use such a device.

It was 50 bucks ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I really just wanted to play Pixel Dungeon without using BlueStacks.

You must be using an older Galaxy. The newer ones are closer to $900, which is even more expensive than iPhone. Apple phones are good but they're just stupidly overpriced for absolutely no reason, which is why I'm not buying one.

I know. I bought my dad's old Galaxy S5 mini from him.
I'd never buy a smartphone for full price these days. They are just ridiculously overpriced.

That's where being a thief a comes in 😎 Or in my case, a con artist, more so.

What phone do you have?

Right now, a Xiaomi. It works great but it's very delicate and easy to break. I'm considering getting a Google Pixel soon, or possibly a Nokia Lumia.

The Pixel is like a new Samsung or Apple just uglier. D:
At least it has a headphone jack ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

It has a headphones jack unlike an iPhone 7, it doesn't explode at random like a Galaxy, it also isn't some insane price like the two of them, it has a camera that isn't shit worthless unlike the Samsung, and it doesn't use a painfully raw and underdeveloped interface like the Samsung.

It's like 800 bucks... That's still overpriced.

I dunno where you're buying from but they're selling for around $400 here. Unless you get one of the custom colors, like the "really blue". Then it's closer to $600.

From the google store D:
The only other retailer in Germany is T-Mobile and they abuse us all :(