I've always wondered, if MacGyver squared equals the total mass of Milky Way.

@SW-User That's why I don't carry him around in my pocket anymore.

@ZonkeyBalls Might get a little messy?

@ZonkeyBalls bitch you had a pocket macgyver and let him [i]go?![/i] tf lol

@ArianaRose25 A rabid squirrel ate his head.

@SW-User It did. Damn squirrels...

@ZonkeyBalls 🤦‍♀️ so careless

@ArianaRose25 I blame that silly walrus, Dalton.

@ZonkeyBalls Bad gay sex huh?

@ArianaRose25 Not as bad as it would be between the two of us. Dalton just asked Angus to take a look at the left side engine of his DC-3, leaving the plane to idle. There was a squirrels' secret meeting place on one of the propeller blades and the guard bit the head off.

@ZonkeyBalls so it was a malfunction issue? Maybe if Dalton sucked the guards dick the squirrel would have converted to a sub machine gun so that Angus could eat more donuts and everyone would have gotten the fuck they desired lol

@ArianaRose25 I didn't ask for these powers, they were given to me.

@ZonkeyBalls That's what you get for putting a cucumber in your ass. The results can lead to big dicks n' fine tricks lol

@ArianaRose25 I wonder, if Dumbo has big ears for a lot more practical reasons, than just flying around. Female elephants will go... Oooh... That cutie has a big dick, I betcha!

@ZonkeyBalls so you went to see the wallflower on acid huh?

@ArianaRose25 How else could I ever be able to see such a psychedelic piece of architecture?

@ZonkeyBalls you didn't know about the lucy you get off the dandelions?

@ArianaRose25 Nope. I thought her name was Dan.

@ZonkeyBalls she got a sex change recently. Makes everybody trip

@ArianaRose25 Is she a rechargeable battery now? That's the only logical choice for the operation to happen in the first place.

@ZonkeyBalls no although many have wondered that. Shes kinda...bionic. nobody knows how she was able to attach multiple dicks to the same surface.

@ArianaRose25 A dick cyborg... Scary.

@ZonkeyBalls Are you kidding me? Sex machine that goes beyond faster than the human rate is amazing lol xD

@ArianaRose25 Yes, I think it's more useful than a bunch of soviet-made cloning machines coupled together in a garage sale.

@ZonkeyBalls yea I know right. You have to combine the idiots to make it work. A bionic sex machine is amazing. They just came out this year like the VR a few years ago.

@ArianaRose25 VR is actually our national railway company. Obviously, free competition is allowed, but since they own the tracks... It's still pretty much a monopoly - one that has to make profit, though.