Just imagine, your mind had a WiFi connection...

@Gumba1000 oooo, get you!! 😳

@Valentine My Brain-Fi is on 200mbs

@Gumba1000 wow. Really. 200, eh?
And what if you instantly discovered everyone else was operating at 2000. Not so happy then, eh? #justathought 😳

@Valentine I'd put a gun in my mouth and fire it.

@Gumba1000 No, don't do that my friend. No-one really has 2000. It would only be the Russians, fucking with you. (Metaphorically speaking, of course...)

@Valentine I like the Russians. They can mess with me if they like. As long as they don't make me vote Labour.

@Gumba1000 Konyeshna. Of course. Vud yu like me to tork Ruski tu u. Mozhet beet?

@Valentine Da

@Gumba1000 Ears prick up. You do govoroo po Ruski!! Pozhalaste, please, tell me: would you be willing to vote labour?

@Valentine I will never ever vote Labour.

@Gumba1000 Ya ponimayoo, tavarish. I understand, my friend. Ai hope you are always looked on kindly by your capitalist masters. Or, mozhet beet, perhaps you are one of these. Phone a friend?

@Valentine Labourites are just as capitalist, they just pretend otherwise. Conservatives tell you they are going to rape your ar*e, right from the start.

@Gumba1000 I'm guessing you weren't one of those at Glastonbury singing "Jeremy Corbyn!!!" ? Just a wild guess 😳

@Valentine Certainly not. Unfortunately I don't have eggs rotten enough to throw at him. But to be clear it's not him I hate. It's the Labour philosophy.