What is your favorite windows troubleshooting tips

Dual-boot with Linux as main system ;-)

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Restart 3 times in a row, do everything in threes

Aim low, the gun tends to kick up a bit

utilize the glitches!

i had a glitch soo bad with win xp that i used it to control the toaster in the kitchen.

Turn it off, then turn it on again. If that doesn't work then say "I dunno I just work here"

B sure to take off all d old glazing

Reboot solves 99% of issues.

"Try reinstalling."

Get to the core of it.

Restart...