The Russian Dog, Laika was the first living thing in space but we are horrified (and quite rightly so) about her sad demise. This is sad but I have

seen nary the complaint about the human astronaut that Elon Musk sent into space on a Tesla car...is this person still alive? A rhetorical question I think as there has been no signals back from this man since he was launched.

We have to ask ourselves some difficult questions:

1. Where did this man come from and why was his life so worthless?
2. Why oh why oh why did the US Government allow this man to be launched into space with no prospect of returning and with no pension plan?
3. Do you ever wonder if the astronaut has been captured by aliens but the 'man' is withholding details from us?