How much methane do Alabamians fart?

A lot

Not a lot

None

They fart a lot of methane from eating a lot of chili nachos and burritos during a game

A lot after taco Tuesday

They produce a lot of methane and sweet manure after they eat chili nachos at a game

Not much

They don't produce methane but their farts are high in Ammonia and sulfur

None they fart dimethyl sulfide smells like seaweed and the Ocean

None, our farts smell like ocean water and seaweed

We fart a lot of seaweed smelling methane after eating taco bell

None Alabamians have unique gut flora

A lot of methane, Alabamians have active gut flora

A lot, they fart like gorillas

None, They're gods and their gut Flora produces hydrogen instead of methane

None their gut flora is unique and produces sulfur and hydrogen, carbon dioxide instead of methane

0 percent, their gut Flora is unique which causes them to fart like gorillas and horses

None, Alabamians have better gut flora

0 percent, Alabamians have higher levels of bacteroides in their guts

None, us Alabamians don’t fart methane, we fart sweet smells every thanksgiving

None but their gut flora is active and produces lots of acetic acid and hydrogen gas makes them tall

None their gut Flora produces tons of hydrogen gas and fatty acid that makes them fart like gorillas