A great invention
Numan launches world’s first Viagra Candle
Move over Gwyneth Paltrow, there’s a new range of candles in town which means you’ve got competition!
Leading digital healthcare brand Numan developed the world’s first Viagra Candle. The Cinnamon Dick Stick was designed to help men ‘perform’ whilst also setting a romantic atmosphere.
Coloured in a deceptively cool blue hue, the candle will have men on fire in seconds, and can be delivered to your door in a classic white and gold adorned box.
Poured by hand in the UK, it is made with a blend of soy and coconut wax and has a burn time of around 69 hours, ensuring men can perform time and time again.
The candle, weighing 200g, has a diameter of 81mm and is still available exclusively on site from today at an RRP of £69.
First customer, David Smith from Stevenage said: “Sometimes I find it hard to get, well, hard. But, Numan’s Cinnamon Dick Stick candle has quite literally lit up my life. After one whiff, I was ready and raring to go.”
Tomorrow is April 2nd
Move over Gwyneth Paltrow, there’s a new range of candles in town which means you’ve got competition!
Leading digital healthcare brand Numan developed the world’s first Viagra Candle. The Cinnamon Dick Stick was designed to help men ‘perform’ whilst also setting a romantic atmosphere.
Coloured in a deceptively cool blue hue, the candle will have men on fire in seconds, and can be delivered to your door in a classic white and gold adorned box.
Poured by hand in the UK, it is made with a blend of soy and coconut wax and has a burn time of around 69 hours, ensuring men can perform time and time again.
The candle, weighing 200g, has a diameter of 81mm and is still available exclusively on site from today at an RRP of £69.
First customer, David Smith from Stevenage said: “Sometimes I find it hard to get, well, hard. But, Numan’s Cinnamon Dick Stick candle has quite literally lit up my life. After one whiff, I was ready and raring to go.”
Tomorrow is April 2nd
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