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Teacher's sayings

When I was at school in the middle of last century, many of the teachers had their quirky sayings before, during or after they inflicted various forms of corporal punishment on their charges.
One hearty man taught Maths and rugby. He was a large man, who had played for Kent at rugby and still turned up for Maidstone Rugby Club and played every year in the boys v teachers match.
When he whacked a boy, he would say: "You know the old adage that this is going to hurt me more than it hurts me? Well, in my case that's not true. This is going to hurt you a lot more than it hurts me!"
He would then whack the poor boy across the class room, with each stroke of his massive plimsoll making his victim move forward a few steps.
Then there was Mr Ferris.
"Touch your toesies!" he would say, "and get a dosie of my cure!"
Neither of these gentlemen ever whacked a girl.
Mrs O'Hara, on the other hand, did.
She used a long, flat ruler, maybe a yard long and made us count the strokes.
"If you lose count, we'll start again from the beginning; that will help your maths!"
Another saying was "A good spanking never hurt anyone!

I found this one especially annoying because I knew what was really meant by a "good" one. They were the ones that would make you reluctant to sit.
smacked30D · 70-79, M
I can remember being put across my teacher's knee in front of the whole class and given a spanking with a plimsol ! My face was as red as my bottom when she finally let me up and I had difficulty sitting at my desk for the rest of the day !!
MandyMitchell · 80-89, F
@smacked30D A fine age to be smacked!
smacked30D · 70-79, M
@MandyMitchell It was a spanking not a smacking !
@smacked30D tell me more
Caned4doz · 61-69, M
I attended a Catholic boys school in Australia. The cane was the implement of choice to correct misbehaviour, even some silly classroom antics. I don't recall any clever quirky sayings, the punishments were all rather formal. I do remember the master who caned me the first time. I had committed a uniform violation and didn't even realise it (I returned to class after lunch break with my socks pushed down; it was summer uniform, shorts with knee-high socks). After he drew my attention to my faux pas, I quickly apologised and said it wouldn't happen again. His response was, "you need a reason not to forget, face the blackboard and bend over". I got four of the cane.

My housemaster caned me on several occasions. He often said I was too cavalier for my own good.
miscreant6x6 · 56-60, M
@Caned4doz House masters were the worst. A law unto themselves in their own private study.

The summons to report there was just the start of a long, drawn out ritual that ended with a very sore bottom and showers-embarrassment for a few days.
Caned4doz · 61-69, M
@miscreant6x6 I didn't find showers an embarrassment. Quite the opposite in fact, boys with impressive stripes on their bums were usually admired and complimented. Nothing sexual about it, just admiration for taking a caning.
Did anyone ever get lost in the count and actually have to start over?

The yardstick, as we call them, is a very potent spanking implement. It has immense leverage. The tip goes very fast and it delivers a very potent sting that stays with you. Mrs. O no doubt was fondly regarded by those touched by her.
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Disciplinarian · 61-69, M
@Dez580 Stripes on top of your stripes, oh my!! Would love to hear more.
miscreant6x6 · 56-60, M
@Disciplinarian Masters who overlaid their cane strokes ensured ultimate painful memories. We had one who could place 4 on the same spot for a 'band of fire' that never ceased.
mainvane · 61-69, M
....the board of education is applied to the seat of knowledge
@mainvane Or it is applied to where it will do the most good.
For us the big threat in Middle School (aka Junior High) was the note home that Ms. Maxine guaranteed would result in our eating dinner standing up and using the fireplace mantlepiece as our table!
MartinII · 70-79, M
There was a grim occasion one Monday morning at my junior school. We had a singing practice, conducted by the music master who had just been appointed acting headmaster. About halfway through he stopped the music and told a boy in my class to go and stand outside his study. As the boy left the room, the master turned to the rest of us and said "you can guess what he's going to get and you'll be right". We did guess and we were right - the boy got a severe caning.
Caned4doz · 61-69, M
@MartinII Did you find out why? I do hope your reference to ‘severe’ is in the context of his age (you say junior school).
MartinII · 70-79, M
@Caned4doz I believe the master found an excuse to get even with the boy for past misdemeanours. The boy was what you might call difficult. Judging by the state he was in when he returned from his beating, it was severe by any standards. He was 10. The whole episode was disgraceful, though to be fair untypical.
supersnipe · 61-69, M
It would be nice to believe that the days of this sort of thing were over, but sadly not. Just last night I saw a documentary about a special educational needs school where the pupils were routinely abused and demeaned. It is only through undercover opeations that this sort of thing is exposed.
MandyMitchell · 80-89, F
@supersnipe Abusing special needs children is one of the lowest things any human being could do. These children need support and help, sympathy and kindness. Who employed the abusers?
supersnipe · 61-69, M
@MandyMitchell It was a private enterprise run by someone who used to be in the police or the army, I forget which. There are very few checks on people who run this kind of establishment in the UK. It's something the politicians never get around to.
MandyMitchell · 80-89, F
@supersnipe It's another glaring loophole - but special needs children don't vote, do they?
Texuk · 61-69, M
Ah the good old days when you had to watch what you did or said 🤣
Colormegone · 70-79, M
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Disciplinarian · 61-69, M
Thank you for snapshots of what was possibly the apogee of British school CP, or nadir, depending on your point of view....
jackcros · 70-79, M
Masters often injected some “gallows humour” into the proceedings when whacking a pupil at my all boys school.
MartinII · 70-79, M
Mrs O'Hara had the right idea, I think.
Woodshedder · 31-35, M
I watched many girls get the paddle
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