Put a little effort into it and just maybe you'll get somewhere.

I will get ice-cream?

100%!

If that doesn’t work, drink more coffee.

nah

that's all I've been putting in for YEARS and it's gotten me nowhere!

Now you're just paraphrasing the great philosopher Jagger 😝

Nothing worth having comes easy

A Fair Request!

Nope. I did. I give up.

I'm tired of making the effort
Let someone else make an effort for a change

No ....I want a miracle 😫

I DEMAND a miracle!☝️ I've been good, I followed the rules, kept my nose clean.
I don't see why Santa Jesus cant give me one measly little miracle in half a century of flipping slogging it on this ball of mud.

I'm gonna prostest 😠

Noted 😌

how bout a massive shit wad