When I’m trying to be all sexy and seductive

You look very sexy in my humble opinion 🤓

Except that you’re actually pretty darn hot 🥵
So there’s that 😎

You laugh about this but when my dad was trying to charm somebody (yes he's a very old man) he'd smile and I 'd think, 'f*ck me he looks like a crocodile going in for the kill'. And then I realised that must be what I look like when I smile, I've stopped doing that now.

Looking like a naughty sugarbaby. I will go with how you think you look

Nahhh I doubt that I bet you’re very sexy

So true