I better not drink too much before my fwb shows up 😬
I’ll hate myself (and she probably will too) if I end up passing out on her or too drunk to have sex. 😓
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SW-User
I'm sorry but I don't believe a word you say. You talk like an AI bot who has read nothing but young adult fiction.
Ducky · 31-35, F
@SW-User That’s okay, lol
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SW-User
@Ducky No, you can keep hold of them. You need them for your fantasy life.
Ducky · 31-35, F
@SW-User No, no… I remember. I was talking about my wife’s breasts on a post one time and you were on your Megatron account saying “pics or it didn’t happen,” which I didn’t provide and since then, you’ve kept trolling my posts that my wife doesn’t exist and everything I post about is made up. And over what? Because you couldn’t get jack off to any pics from me? 😂
SW-User
@Ducky You haven't got any pics. Your wife doesn't exist.
Ducky · 31-35, F
@SW-User But then I’ve seen you accusing others who post about their spouses or partners of the exact same thing… Is your problem that you don’t have a partner and maybe never have, so you like to fantasize about having one and project this insecurity onto anyone who talks about their relationships online?
SW-User
@Ducky Oh you mean Ferise? Yeah he was for real lol
Ducky · 31-35, F
@SW-User I suppose another possibility is this is just your favorite way to troll, for whatever reason. In which case, there are better hobbies out there, but hey, whatever floats your boat. In any case, it’s a bit sad and hard to take you seriously. But you can just take that however you will and we’ll roll with it.
SW-User
@Ducky Yes, nevermind. But hey, chin up! Your fwb is on the way.
Ducky · 31-35, F
@SW-User I’ll share all the juicy details to make up for that time I didn’t share a pic of my nonexistent wife for you 😘
Ducky · 31-35, F
@SW-User See, now this is funny! I can get behind this. 😄