I used to carry condoms with me back in the day

It was kinda weird having the guy ask me if I had a condom. That would be like if I asked a dude everytime if he had a plan b in his pocket.

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Pretzel · 61-69, M

I believe the appropriate answer is "noooo...I don't have the body part they are supposed to fit over.."

wait...you mean you....

DON'T have a....

oh shit...I have some apologizing to do