I used to carry condoms with me back in the day

It’s safer. A guy might be carrying it in his pocket, all squished and possibly damaged. A woman is more likely to be carrying it in a roomier purse.

I’ve asked every woman, at her place, for a condim.

I believe the appropriate answer is "noooo...I don't have the body part they are supposed to fit over.."

wait...you mean you....

DON'T have a....

oh shit...I have some apologizing to do

I still carry condoms with me 😂 I've never once met a chick who carried her own though. You're right, it's kinda funny that dudes even ask that

Lol...never carried one myself and was never asked if I had one.

Did you carry a micro size for dudes like @deadgerbil? 🤔