I AM NOT A SQUARE.
In an attempt to dispel any impressions that I am some kind of sexual prude, I hereby present my answers to the 50 question survey.
2. What’s your wildest sexual fantasy?
To do it on top of an elephant as we charge into battle.
4. What is your most embarrassing sexual experience?
Went to this dodgy place. It had a sign on the door that said...head at the door...I thought I was going to get head, but ended up giving head,...very embarrassing.
6. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
I lost it a long time ago. I'm still looking for it
7. What’s the most adventurous place you’ve had sex?
In the butt.
11. Have you ever used sex toys
Anything can be a sex toy with enough patience and baby oil.
13. Have you ever faked an orgasm?
Yes.. I got a second place award at an event and I had to look excited, so I faked an orgasm
14. What’s your favorite position?
The Ubaya Konasana
15. Do you prefer to be dominant or submissive?
It depends...if I'm riding a horse I want to be dominant...if I'm getting a ride from a big burly hairy biker guy...I'd be submissive..
16. Have you ever had sex with someone much older or younger than you?
Yeah.. sometimes you have to make rent somehow.
19. Have you ever been caught in the act?
Unfortunately yes. In a chess tournament. Had a set of beads up in my butt and a friend would send me the right move thru vibrations in Morse code.
23.What is your opinion on role-playing?
Love it.. I go to the Civil War reenactment every year
28. Have you ever been handcuffed or tied up during sex?
Yes..I owed some money to my dealer. . didn't have enough...had to do what I had to do.
31. Have you ever given or received a lap dance?
Almost.. it was a lap top tho.
34. Have you ever cheated on a partner?
Hell yeah.. She didnt know that I could see how she arranged her ships on BATTLESHIP
37. Have you ever had sex with more than one person in a day
You'd have to be more specific. What day are we talking about?
39. Have you ever tried anal sex?
I kept hearing about it . But after trying it, can't say I'm s fan. Didn't walk right for a week. Don't recommend. No sir.
49. Have you ever had a sexual encounter you regret?
I couldn't go to confession again after.
50. What’s your favourite spot to be kissed?
My ass..that's how I decide who gets promoted. The best ass kisser gets the job.
2. What’s your wildest sexual fantasy?
To do it on top of an elephant as we charge into battle.
4. What is your most embarrassing sexual experience?
Went to this dodgy place. It had a sign on the door that said...head at the door...I thought I was going to get head, but ended up giving head,...very embarrassing.
6. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
I lost it a long time ago. I'm still looking for it
7. What’s the most adventurous place you’ve had sex?
In the butt.
11. Have you ever used sex toys
Anything can be a sex toy with enough patience and baby oil.
13. Have you ever faked an orgasm?
Yes.. I got a second place award at an event and I had to look excited, so I faked an orgasm
14. What’s your favorite position?
The Ubaya Konasana
15. Do you prefer to be dominant or submissive?
It depends...if I'm riding a horse I want to be dominant...if I'm getting a ride from a big burly hairy biker guy...I'd be submissive..
16. Have you ever had sex with someone much older or younger than you?
Yeah.. sometimes you have to make rent somehow.
19. Have you ever been caught in the act?
Unfortunately yes. In a chess tournament. Had a set of beads up in my butt and a friend would send me the right move thru vibrations in Morse code.
23.What is your opinion on role-playing?
Love it.. I go to the Civil War reenactment every year
28. Have you ever been handcuffed or tied up during sex?
Yes..I owed some money to my dealer. . didn't have enough...had to do what I had to do.
31. Have you ever given or received a lap dance?
Almost.. it was a lap top tho.
34. Have you ever cheated on a partner?
Hell yeah.. She didnt know that I could see how she arranged her ships on BATTLESHIP
37. Have you ever had sex with more than one person in a day
You'd have to be more specific. What day are we talking about?
39. Have you ever tried anal sex?
I kept hearing about it . But after trying it, can't say I'm s fan. Didn't walk right for a week. Don't recommend. No sir.
49. Have you ever had a sexual encounter you regret?
I couldn't go to confession again after.
50. What’s your favourite spot to be kissed?
My ass..that's how I decide who gets promoted. The best ass kisser gets the job.
51-55, M
