What not to do on a date?

Talk about exes.

look at other women

Don't go dirty or smelling of BO, tobacco, stale garlic or alcohol.
Don't go stoned or hung over.
Don't wear aftershave (a fresh natural smell is the real you).
Don't wear dirty or uncomfortable clothes.

Don't lie or distort anything about yourself - or your hopes and intentions.

Talk about yourself too much.

look at your phone

Stick your hand down your pants and sing “Love to Love You Baby.”

Stick 'em with the bill and run

Fart