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Scottish girls are okay in bed, very hairy but luckily I keep a bush knife in my sock at all times.

It’s a pity they won’t stop jabbering throughout in that incomprehensible accent that’s only marginally better than bagpipes.
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LordShadowfire · 100+, M Best Comment
I want you to know that I read everything you write in the voice of Matt Berry.
@LordShadowfire Bravo sir, clear you too are a master cocksman. Sherry?
LordShadowfire · 100+, M
@JackieDaytona I don't mind if I do.