I’m just responding to this since it’s a newer post and I’m trying to trick the feed algorithm to show me new posts again without using the New button.

Tell him to suck a duck in a truck with a buck…et…of….bucks that ran out of luck trying to eat their muck of a puck because they suck at giving a f*ck.

Does that make me the Real Slim Shady?

I would ask a follow up question, like what did you see me do at that time that made you think I was upset? It might have been something small like you sighed when you walked over, which could be a hundred reasons why you would have and could easily have nothing to do with him, even though he might have been immediately assuming it was something he did that was irritating you. In my somewhat limited experience with guys, I believe that he probably believes what he’s saying but that doesn’t make it reality either. Guys have learned through trial and error that with us girls that there’s often subtext to what we do but because they are still guys, the mostly get it wrong. If you can communicate at those times effectively… it will solve a lot of misperceptions & misunderstandings. Good luck. 😊

It does seem funny that a lot of guys will find something that they think is not quite right and immediately jump to the conclusion that you have had a mood swing or you got mad about something but you won't tell them what it is.

How long has your relationship been? What kinds of issues do you have in the relationship....sounds like there's a few?

Are you sure your move from the table to the couch didn’t have some hip swinging, arms waving attitude?

He sounds like a pain in the ass. He sounds very sick in he head

What happened prior to this for him to come to this conclusion? 🤔

Sounds like it’s more about him right

You do seem kinda angry in your profile pic

You must be Vicious most the time