I Want Your Opinion Which of the two stripes do you like best or do you like it best without stripes? (3)
I Got Something To SayIf people would moan loudly during a pat down at the airport, the line would move much quicker.
I Got Something To SayWomen with large breasts are generally more successful than men with large breasts.
I Got Something To SayHey you! Yeah you! I want to tell you that you are AWESOME and I hope you have a great day :D
I Got Something To SayEveryone needs a smile to brighten their day, so here is a smile for all of my friends :-) Yes that means YOU!
I Love a Good LaughFinally figured out what women want...SECURITY!!!......(At least that's what they all yell when I try to talk to them...)
I Love Jokes And RiddlesAsked my neighbor last night while I was grilling out for a pot holder, and he came out with a sandwich bag. Note to self: New best friend
I Am ConfusedMy girlfriend left a note on the fridge saying it's just not working anymore. I opened the door, the light came on & the beer was cold. I have no clue what she's talking about??
I Love Jokes And RiddlesFool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple.
I Don't Like Using Public Rest RoomsI bet the guy at the urinal next to me is now rethinking his decision to wear flip flops today.
I am a New Member at Similar WorldsEveryone has that one friend that can turn any conversation into something dirty....I am usually that friend.
