I got invited to play dungeons and dragons last night.

Idk if I will, but he did promise free pizza.
Is this the birth to my geek phase?

Hold up, let me ask my paladin.

(I don't even know what that is, is this cultural appropriation?)

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Ryannnnnn · 31-35, M

My advice is think of a character you'd have lots of fun being. For instance, our current party is:

- a bard who sings songs and has a curse because he angered a wizard so he has to do a morrisey voice most of the time

- a half elf half gnome who eats trippy mushrooms and can talk to badgers and horses

- a Scottish wizard called Craig who's doing his thesis on alchemical transmogrification who's a bit of a dick and a bit racist but he's "alright really"