Controversial jokes about the Catholic religion I wanted to share. So, if your catholic and offended pass this by, or say I warned you!

1. What is the difference between Acne and a Catholic Priest?
Answer: At least Acne waits until a boy turns 14 to come on his face!

2. What is the difference between Woody from the Toy Story movies and a Catholic priest?
Answer: Woody goes limp when a child walks into the room!

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HumanEarth · F

Number 1 I haven't heard like in forever

Number 2 I never hear of before. That's a new one for me.

WillaKissing · 56-60, M

@HumanEarth I am honestly expecting some serious push back on this post, but I aid what the heck you only live once, right.

HumanEarth · F

I post a lot Controversial stuff all the time.

WillaKissing · 56-60, M

@HumanEarth Well yeah it being you we expect that to happen. LOL

HumanEarth · F

Sometimes I post stuff just to piss off everyone. Like the Democrats and the Republicans. The only ones that really understand are the true independents

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HumanEarth · F

Like a run in a pair of brand pair of stockings

WillaKissing · 56-60, M

@HumanEarth Absolutely!