Church joke kinda
Sunday morning I was in church. An elderly couple were sitting next to me. The woman says to her husband I just broke wind very quietly. What should I do? He said get a new battery for your hearing aid😂
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DocSavage · M
Heard a similar one.
A woman goes to the doctor. What’s troubling you ? he asks her.
Well doc, I got gas real bad. I’m farting all the time. They don’t make no noise, and they don’t smell, but it’s going on all the time.
Ok, says the doctor. I got an idea what we’re dealing with here. He goes to a cabinet, and gives her two pills. Take these when you get home, and see me in the morning.
The next day, the woman comes back. Gee wiz doc, I don’t know what that was you gave me. It didn’t stop me from farting, but whoa do they stink ! They stink to high heaven !
Fine, says the doctor . Now that we got your sinuses clear, let’s see about your ears.
A woman goes to the doctor. What’s troubling you ? he asks her.
Well doc, I got gas real bad. I’m farting all the time. They don’t make no noise, and they don’t smell, but it’s going on all the time.
Ok, says the doctor. I got an idea what we’re dealing with here. He goes to a cabinet, and gives her two pills. Take these when you get home, and see me in the morning.
The next day, the woman comes back. Gee wiz doc, I don’t know what that was you gave me. It didn’t stop me from farting, but whoa do they stink ! They stink to high heaven !
Fine, says the doctor . Now that we got your sinuses clear, let’s see about your ears.