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First, We address the Muslims and the Jews.

We find it more disgusting when We see Israelites (who hate Muslims for breaking Muslim rules) break their own Jewish rules. What's in the Hebrew Old Testament, again? Do you want to know what your Jewish rules are, Israelites?

We have an intense disregard for girls who think they are better than the Muslim girls who don't wear hijab. Or, in general, folks who have unnecessary hatred towards Muslims that are not quite there. And We absolutely, totally, completely stand with the Muslim girls who want to work and those that are a little tomboyish and those who don't feel included. Muslim girls, We will personally kick the ass of the girls who look down upon you, or think they are better than you when you go out. Allah and I promise to take good care of you, even if you're not a practicing one. We want you to know that people or folks who look down on others or judge others or relatives who try to micromanage your life and lay your journey out for you or think they are in a better state of mind to decide things on your behalf have very constricted minds and hearts.

Muslims who are born into a Muslim family, but are not practicing. It is alright. Don't let negativity get into your head about not praying 5 times, or so. Progress and not perfection is what We expect from the Muslims. However, you should know, when a lost friend comes back to Us, We are so delighted and it makes Us very, very happy. We bless them with everything they never had as a non-practicing Muslim. But if you choose not to practice Islam, it's totally okay. Just make sure you work during the day, and sleep well at night. Play video games. Go to the gym everyday.

Israelites, We expect the best from you. You are currently (and very rightfully) the strongest nation amongst all the beings on earth. So, We expect nothing but the best from you. Make the Muslims feel more included when they visit your coffee shops or stores or hair salons or other places that you host. Give them a chance. They have great hearts too and feel super complexed around you already. They really are in awe of you, some look up to you and think that you are pretty awesome. That's why they try to follow your ways of life. They think that you are pretty awesome, and that's the only reason they stare at you. The only reason. In awe. Like, Wow! Look at that! So We recommend to try to make some active efforts to make them feel comfortable in places that you host. And be less discriminative when renting out your apartments. If you discriminate against Muslims, you are punishable by the Universal Law. Allah and Maria will personally deal with your arrogance, and then We will form cliques at night together and decide the exact punishment subject to the level of discrimination. And Muslims who rent their homes, make sure you maintain it well. Otherwise, the Muslims, if they spoil your homes, are obliged by Shariah Law to pay money for all the damage done to the homes of the Israelites.

Here's a tip, when you meet someone you feel inclined to look down upon. Extend a hand and make an effort. Don't write them off. We all have experienced it personally and a lot of times. You should know that much.

Folks who have been hurt a lot of times may seem too arrogant at first, or even lose their temper and seem like they have super trust issues, when someone tries to help them. They've just been written off a lot of times by a lot of folks, and only need a kind, empathetic, loving, tolerant and patient soul who is able to pull them from the depths of darkness towards light and whatever their soul finds peace in. It's a gift of empathy. If you're able to be that light in their lives, its a matter of great resolution. And you deserve the highest applauds across the seven earths. You don't know what a healing hand can do to a soul. Animals. Angels. Jinn. People. Plants. When you put love and care into something you do, it almost always turns out better.

Folks who don't feel good at home. Force yourself to take a shower and/or just Get out. Force that on yourself. It will be very, very difficult, but it will help take away the negative energy that you feel, and you'll feel a lot, lot better.

If you want to make friends and build more confidence, hang out for sometime, at the 'same place' outside of home everyday. Preferably in a coffee shop.

Teenagers. Work on bettering yourself. Listen to 'Gives You Hell, by The All American Rejects' and make it your anthem.

Pre-Teens. Compulsorily, read Seven Habits Of Highly Effective Teenagers. And make it your Bible.

Hard work is never a substitute, and We really, really, really look up to people who work hard.

Passion is good. Obsession is not. When you feel stressed out, even a lil bit, distract yourself. Let it go. Scroll at instagram and like some videos. Text someone. Arrange a date on Hinge and show up. Call someone. Gossip. Eat sushi. Drink Red Bull. And then, come back to your task with a fresh mind. Especially, a big tip for writers. Helps with writers block and works like magic. The more you let it go, the more easily it comes towards you. Universal law of attraction.

Eventually, love is the only thing we should seek, and you will get so much of it in return when you also try to find it in people and places that seem a little creepy. That's the only Universal Law. Extend a hand. And run towards the path of 5 seconds of hatred to get to know somehow who seems a little hypocritical at first. They will surprise you with amazing talents and reciprocate love that you never thought you could find in them. Seriously, look for love in the wrong places. Works like magic. You will be abundantly happy. It's very commendable, if you're able to do that much for yourself.

We don't appreciate extremism in any form. Having passion for something is nice. But extremism is a sickness of the mind. We are actively working on eradicating extremism, lust, intense anger... and channel energy in the right places, such that the whole creation (the living, the dead, angels, jinn, stars, moon, sun...) is at its best phase of life and still maintain the perfect balance of the universe. Allah created the universe with a lot of love and it means a lot to Him. How will you feel when you've worked so hard on something and your dreams and all your hard work is destroyed in a second? So, the Judgment Day is not coming anyyyyytime soon. For selfish reasons, yes. Maria, threw My precious Judgment Day watch down the drain. Literally. So, chill.

Our plans for India is to increase the average age at which the kids are expected to get married by their parents or their relatives. And guarantee a job in the selected course that a kid wishes to take in university (at the beginning of sign up). A good job, and a solid pay. Build more and more and more guaranteed job opportunities for engineers that pass out from engineering colleges. And a solid pay for all the Muslim girls who plan to study engineering. So, they can live independently and move out of their homes after university. One month appropriate internship abroad (at the end of every college year) for the top 10 students (this will be applicable for each and every college). As motivation, to learn their course better during the year. Basically, the focus is to make them excellent in one particular field. Anything that they choose for themselves. But the take-away is to stick with it for life. Like, getting married to it. And strive towards excellence in that field. We will give you the super powers and the ability to learn and excel in that field. Whatever you choose for yourself.

To sum it up. Take a leap of faith. We say all these only after very, very rigorous research and testing and studying done throughout the lifespan of our now 34 year old lab-rat, Maria. That's why she deserves all the love and care and money, wherever she goes. Also, men.

Best
Allah and Maria.

 
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