Me: Whenever someone asks me to go to Church with them

@BuzzedLightyear I think you'd like the Genesis Project they have a live band that are really good although they only play up lifting Christian Rock and never any Black Sabbath or Metallica.

@Lostpoet Try Judaism. Lots of synagogues do that.

@RedBaron There is a Jewish church around here. And i've heard everyone is welcome.

@Lostpoet That would be a synagogue.

There is no such thing as a Jewish church.