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I'm remembering a funeral service where the guy in the pulpit took the opportunity to forget the deceased and instead broke into this long long spiel about accepting Jesus as your saviour. (There was an old guy at the back who woke up every few minutes or so to cry out "hallelujah" then went back to sleep) After what seemed a very very very long time the guy said "I must now bring this to a close" and someone a few places along the pews muttered:- "Thank God for that!" which brought forth quite a few titters.
Just to add, someone once gave me some good advice - when any preacher is in full flow you just need to imagine Leslie Nielsen standing just behind them pulling faces.
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Just to add, someone once gave me some good advice - when any preacher is in full flow you just need to imagine Leslie Nielsen standing just behind them pulling faces.
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