So I'm starting up my own religion and I'm going to take over a country with it.

How much money do you think I should charge for a pardon for everything up to murder?

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Bobby1123422 · M

Depends on the inflation rate. And remember to offer the sin pre payment plan. Buy 3 sins get a 4th free

Allelse · 36-40, M

@Bobby1123422 Good man!!! I'm gonna make you an archbishop!!!

Bobby1123422 · M

@Allelse lol just stealing ideas from the catholic church. I refuse to be left alone with any altar boys tho

Allelse · 36-40, M

@Bobby1123422 Priests and bishops and such can marry in my religion, none of that celibacy crap. We'll even have temple prostitutes, sort of like a mix of Brazzers and Sunday church.

Sazzio · 31-35, M

Well, you could "borrow" a piece of unused land? Russia has plenty! Though it's cold climate.

As for charges? I reckon minor sin £5 start and you can make yer way up £7,000 charge for murder.

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Allelse · 36-40, M

@jshm2 Nah see once I take over some country I'll skip the whole cult thing and go straight to established religion!!! BogemianBoo suggested Liechtenstein which is a little place in the Alps, just the place!!! I wont have to go through all the hell that nailed god cult went through with being fed to dogs and such.

BohemianBabe · M

Start with Liechtenstein, it's small enough to be a good start.

Allelse · 36-40, M

@BohemianBabe That's in the alps yeah? Is that one of those places where rich folk and drug dealers hide their money?

BohemianBabe · M

@Allelse Probably, because it's right next to Switzerland.

Allelse · 36-40, M

@BohemianBabe Not a bad way to haul in some money, high bank fees but we'll keep their dirty money safe!!!

SW-User

Will you have a weekly lottery for a Get Out Of Hell Free card?

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