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Why can't atheists disprove the facts about Farblesnozz?

Farblesnozz is the Most High. He will judge the living and the dead on the day of the Great Gribblefritz. Those found worthy will spend eternity in Erehwon. Those found unworthy will be sentenced to Snazzlekhil, where Mayor Gangleslotte will make them work in the underground dirt mines. The only alcohol available in Snazzlekhil is Hoslibroo, which makes one sober.

All of this is written in the Holy And Perfect Gliberoo, penned by Farblesnozz Himself.
ElwoodBlues · M Best Comment
Furthermore, Farblesnozz created this universe six weeks ago! That's right, SIX WEEKS!!

But, you ask, what about all my memories of years ago? What about all the old texts on my phone, photos in my closet, big trees on my street??

FOOL!! Farblesnozz Most High created all those fake memories and fake texts and mature trees in Her creation six months ago. Why? Do not meddle in the affairs of GODS!! Farblesnozz did it as part of a wager with Grabgnoph!!!
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@ElwoodBlues That is now canon.

Doomflower · 36-40, M
Grabgnoph be praised!
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@Doomflower Blasphemer! Farblesnozz will send you to Snazzlekhil for that!😆
Doomflower · 36-40, M
@LordShadowfire puritan! This stringent attitude is why we don't attract new converts!
wetncthru · F
@Doomflower Agreed. Signed Rev. Jim Jones.

 
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