I Have My Own Religion

I invented it as a joke example of things nobody can disprove.

God: Farblesnozz
Good Realm: Erehwon
Evil place of punishment: Snazzlekhil, also called Schmickleton
Evil enemy/punisher: Mayor Gangleslotte
Dogma: Farblesnozz is the Most High. He will judge the living and the dead on the day of the Great Gribblefritz. Those found worthy will spend eternity in Erewhon. Those found unworthy will be sentenced to Snazzlekhil, where Mayor Gangleslotte will make them work in the underground dirt mines. The only alcohol available in Snazzlekhil is Hoslibroo, which makes one sober.
Book: The Holy And Perfect Gliberoo

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MarmeeMarch · M

Pretty sad - attacking religion - what an empty soul. Now I see why you are so angry.

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SatanBurger · 36-40, F

@LordShadowfire What's your actual religion? I don't know what I am but I'm kind of a weird mix of buddhism, satanism and agnostic. I grew up pagan though.

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LordShadowfire · M

@SatanBurger Grew up quasi-Christian, became wiccan, but really more just agnostic, cousin of mine convinced me to be Christian, was an Evangelical back in like, 2001-2006, started researching the bible authors, went back to wicca, and now am an eclectic neopagan with wiccan leanings.

LordShadowfire · M

@MarmeeMarch Christians have historically been so intolerant of me that when someone ISN'T, it is a refreshing exception. And if you're going to be that way, I'll put you back on the naughty list.

MarmeeMarch · M

@LordShadowfire How can I be intolerant of your religion when I don't even know what it is ???

LordShadowfire · M

@MarmeeMarch Still haven't read my profile? Or the answer LITERALLY right above my response to you?

MarmeeMarch · M

@LordShadowfire Sorry - I haven't gotten enough YOU lately... So I wont be reading some profile.

LordShadowfire · M

@MarmeeMarch What is is with you Christians? I point out easy reading material you can peruse, and you're all, "Ehh! Ehh! I no read!"

SatanBurger · 36-40, F

@LordShadowfire I can attest to the discrimination. I actually have to censor myself around people if I live with them and they are christian. They really can't deal with other views too well. You have to really watch what you say or they take offense.

LordShadowfire · M

@SatanBurger Yes, and they report and delete comments and get me warned, lmao. Ask me how many Yahoo accounts I had falsely suspended because people couldn't stand that I was allowed to have my own beliefs.

MarmeeMarch · M

@LordShadowfire 🥱God you are a boar...

LordShadowfire · M

@MarmeeMarch I am NOT a tusked pig!

MarmeeMarch · M

@LordShadowfire

MarmeeMarch · M

@LordShadowfire The spelling NAZI strikes again.

LordShadowfire · M

@MarmeeMarch You called me a wild pig. And even if that wasn't your intention, you are being hostile, so why would I not go for the obvious joke?

MarmeeMarch · M

@LordShadowfire At least I did not call you a fat lazy pig. A wild pig sounds better more elegant. - You're welcome...🐗