To all my haters that called me an Illegitimate bastard I have this to say:
THIS IS ALL SAID IN JEST - THANKS FOR THE CONCERN THOUGH - MUCH APPRECIATED
they were in fact married before my birth....
the fact that the interval between "I now pronounce you" and "it's a boy could be measured not with a calendar but a three minute egg timer (with plenty of sand left over in the hourglass) to be (as they used to say on the Perry Mason shows) "incompetent, irrelevant, and immaterial"
*flips my hair and walks away smugly*
they were in fact married before my birth....
the fact that the interval between "I now pronounce you" and "it's a boy could be measured not with a calendar but a three minute egg timer (with plenty of sand left over in the hourglass) to be (as they used to say on the Perry Mason shows) "incompetent, irrelevant, and immaterial"
*flips my hair and walks away smugly*
