Is it okay to dance with a married person?

@SW-User I'll teach you how to tip cows one day

@SkeetSkeet Have a bush party with him and then just fuckin' leave so he wakes up in a ditch.

@SW-User You city folk are no fun

@SkeetSkeet Bet he's never even measured distance in beers.

@SW-User Hahaha in the backwoods

@SkeetSkeet You live out in the country? With farm animals?

@SW-User Appalachia

@SW-User Dont hate

@SW-User I live in the mountains next to Canada haha

@SkeetSkeet You don't live in no Appalachia. Tell the truth!

@SW-User She's in college. There are no colleges in Appalachia. The only schools there are moonshine schools.

@SW-User She's up in the Great Northwet. Like Washington. I'm going up to visit her one day and show her a good time cow tipping.