I Am Married

The Lord and master and I were watching an action movie dvd. I won't tell you which one, for fear of disappointing a particular Irishman. Anyway, long story short, I was admiring the complexity of the stunts, guys jumping out of planes, no parachute, magically landing on ridge tiles, running, dodging bullets.
There's a difference between men and women. Women marvel at the stunts. Men say, "I could do that."

True, that