How can anybody stand living in the country?

First off there is nothing to do except stare at fields of corn all day long. Your neighbors are probably hillbillies who marry their sisters and probably smoke meth. Everyone knows your business, which would seriously get on my last nerve. Did I mention there is no shopping, no nightclubs, no any type of civilization except for the general store and maybe a gas station or two if you are lucky. I would die absolutely shrivel up and die.