What's your favorite bed time story?

@TurtleEclipseOfTheHeart Once upon a time there was a giraffe. That giraffe met a squirrel and they became best friends forever. The end.

@Rokasu it's a cute little kid poem.

@Rokasu

Wynken, Blynken, and Nod one night
Sailed off in a wooden shoe,—
Sailed on a river of crystal light
Into a sea of dew.
"Where are you going, and what do you wish?"
The old moon asked the three.
"We have come to fish for the herring-fish
That live in this beautiful sea;
Nets of silver and gold have we,"
Said Wynken,
Blynken,
And Nod.

The old moon laughed and sang a song,
As they rocked in the wooden shoe;
And the wind that sped them all night long
Ruffled the waves of dew;
The little stars were the herring-fish
That lived in the beautiful sea.
"Now cast your nets wherever you wish,—
Never afraid are we!"
So cried the stars to the fishermen three,
Wynken,
Blynken,
And Nod.

All night long their nets they threw
To the stars in the twinkling foam,—
Then down from the skies came the wooden shoe,
Bringing the fishermen home:
'Twas all so pretty a sail, it seemed
As if it could not be;
And some folk thought 'twas a dream they'd dreamed
Of sailing that beautiful sea;
But I shall name you the fishermen three:
Wynken,
Blynken,
And Nod.

Wynken and Blynken are two little eyes,
And Nod is a little head,
And the wooden shoe that sailed the skies
Is a wee one's trundle-bed;
So shut your eyes while Mother sings
Of wonderful sights that be,
And you shall see the beautiful things
As you rock in the misty sea
Where the old shoe rocked the fishermen three:—
Wynken,
Blynken,
And Nod

-Eugene Field

@Starcrossed That's pretty darn cute.

@MyNameIsHurl I call this... "The baby."

Samus arrived at the planet Zebes. Within she met Ridley and some other mofos. She defeated the mofos and then whooped Ridley's skeleton butt clappers.

Then she met the mother brain. And the mother brain was gonna do her crap in but "The Baby" showed up and wrecked her like a wet dook noodle. Samus said "The Baby."

Well the mother brain ain't no B and she smokes "The Baby." "The Baby" then gives its dying breath to Samus and she becomes a god. A god who crapos all over the mother butts.

The end. Samus also escapes Zebes and says eff you to the animals. They're evil anyways.

@SW-User Educating your kids should be a national pastime 😌

@hunkalove That is history good sir, and history is 😴