What would you rather do?

I'd rather do the tickling. But if I was the one getting tickled, I'd be more likely to look back on that with fondness

Yeah I'm funny that way

If I tie them up, I’m kissing them and lightly whipping

I’d rather just eat a sandwich.

Hard pass on both

Neither. If they are tied up, or I’m tied up, I can think of better things to do. lol