My Wife is Away for the Weekend...

@emmasfriend I was just taking a shower. The only one there was my cat, he's a little judgemental at times but otherwise a good dude.

Nice to see a male admitting he would have more annoying shit to do without his wife around. @Jonjdw

@Jonjdw congrats on your anniversary! been together recently 38 years. I'm the boat she's the engine. Without her I'd just be drifting aimlessly with the wind and current. Probably go over a waterfall or something...

@soulrespite that's a helluva idea! junk the best part of my life so I can toss my shorts on the bathroom floor... It's a bold idea, has a certain absurd flair to it. Lemme think it over, I'll give your idea all the consideration it deserves. I assure you!