i dont hate him, but this best group to put this into

he text me out of the blue and calls me his girlfriend? what? i wish he'd go away and drink some fizzy drink like in charlie in the chocolate factory and blow up like a balloon and just go towards that fan in the ceiling. no i dont wish him to get cut into little pieces. maybe fly out the window and just keep floating into outer space and enjoy his time there. i wish him well exploring the milky way! 👽🛸