Cheater cheater pumpkin eater.

I remember once in a department store, an attractive woman approached me and started flirting with me. My significant other was in another aisle. My ego kicked in and I returned the flirting. Within a few minutes, my girlfriend came up to me and handed me a bottle of GasX and said "is this what you wanted?" 😂
Later, I told her it was one of the funniest and most clever things I had ever seen. (and it was). We both had a good laugh.

"Who are you? I don't know you."

Had a wife but couldn’t keep her..

Good take make for them not bake toe jam slammer knicks, jane!