*Convinces you that we're perfect for each other!*

@Ynotjenn *Offers you hot sex if you'll be mine!*

@SerenitiesScars I thought you'd never ask 😁

😏 Who says I'm asking? *Slaps you across the face and demands it!!*

@SerenitiesScars well that escalated quickly 😆

🙄 *Sits on the escalator in my hobo costume and collects mad cash by only getting out of the way when people drop some coins in the jar..* 😶 That's all my brain heard from the word "Escalated..."

@SerenitiesScars and then what happened??

A sale went on in the mall and I was trampled to death with some of organs clogging the mechanical staircase and preventing it from running smoothly... 😞

@SerenitiesScars Hopefully you still made some money dressed up like a hobo and all