What's the best way to determine that the guy you like isn't actually three midgets in a trench coat?

@TwiddlerOfThumbs: What if it's really just one person? wont he find that weird?

@ohplease: I think you can cover this with a "just checking the solidity of your being" and he will understand.

@TwiddlerOfThumbs: You would have to be crazy NOT to understand it.