I forgot when my friends birthday is and it's coming up. How can I ask her without revealing that I am the worlds biggest asshole?
And no lurking on Facebook isn't an option and no we don't have any mutual friends.
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"I've never seen your drivers license photo. Let me see."
"Did you know if you add up the day, month and year of your birthday, one number at a time, the total will be your age when you have the greatest year of your life?"
"I'm the world's biggest asshole. Please remind me of the exact date of your birthday and I promise I'll tattoo it on my ass. Right next to my enormous asshole."
"Did you know if you add up the day, month and year of your birthday, one number at a time, the total will be your age when you have the greatest year of your life?"
"I'm the world's biggest asshole. Please remind me of the exact date of your birthday and I promise I'll tattoo it on my ass. Right next to my enormous asshole."