I want your floppy disk to be my hard drive

you are corrupted with malware 😐..... VIRUS alerts for sure

now that is a good offer ! ...lol

You must have a very small OS!

Joke's on you. I'm a SSD.

A bit worn, scratched and not working as well as it used to?

Ooh

Ew no

Many of these men are so old and sick all they have are floppy disks that has leaky memory.