OMG!!

At work sitting in my jeep having coffee
Young lady 19ish walks by and says mister you wanna let me give you a wank with my bum! WTF!!

This page is a permanent link to the reply below and its nested replies. See all post replies »

SW-User

must have been a dare ^^

are you really unappealed by the thought of a young lady asking you out?

Benny5678 · 41-45, T

@kaira: maybe it was grab a grandpa night

SW-User

@kaira: if it's you? No problem😜

SW-User

@JKerouac: grab a grandpa night - now how is that not a thing? that should totally be a thing!

SW-User

@badboy4u2day: haha :P well i am not 19 ^^

Benny5678 · 41-45, T

@kaira: it is a thing

Much like grab a granny night and pull a pig night

SW-User

@kaira: lol get your ass round to me!!😄😜
@kaira:

Benny5678 · 41-45, T

Thinking about it. Maybe her and her friends were having a pull a pig night 🐖

SW-User

@JKerouac: what's pull a pig night? 🐖

Benny5678 · 41-45, T

@kaira: you have a competition to find the ugliest person you can and get hold of them. Winner is chosen based on how ugly their new friend is

SW-User

@JKerouac: what does the winner get? :o

Benny5678 · 41-45, T

@kaira: Up for debate. Sometimes just the Kudos

Benny5678 · 41-45, T

You have to at least kiss the 'pig'. It's a test of willpower.

I'm sure that's what she was doing

SW-User

@kaira: hell no😜