Should I ask her out?

@Halcyon: But I'm scared!!

@OpenArmPolicy: Don't be buddy, it'll be okay.

@Halcyon: Hold my hand and ask her for me but say we're gay just in case..

I'll hold your hand and I'll say we're gay just in case but you have to ask her. That's the way it works.

@Halcyon: Can we photoshop our nudes together to look like they're touching so that she really buys it when it obviously backfires and blows up in my face?