Would you get engaged to someone without ever knowing them ?

@dumpstermeow: Get engaged to me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@AiyanaIsNummerEins: 😳 really?

@dumpstermeow: Absolutely! ☺

@AiyanaIsNummerEins: I guess we're engaged then 😏

@dumpstermeow: Yes, my future wife. 😀

@AiyanaIsNummerEins: that was easy 😁

@dumpstermeow: Was it worth it though? 😮

@AiyanaIsNummerEins: ask me after we've been married for a few years

@dumpstermeow: I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad. ☺

@dumpstermeow: I smell a trick

@Halcyon: Get your own fiancee. 🙄

@AiyanaIsNummerEins: But I want yours 😑

@Halcyon:

@AiyanaIsNummerEins: I say we let the lobsters decide. How could any woman not be flattered by this turn of events?

@Halcyon: Lobsters with butterfly knives?

@AiyanaIsNummerEins:
@Halcyon: I'm in love with both of you now 😻

Haven't you ever seen Leonard Part 6, butter is their natural enemy!

@dumpstermeow: Just give me a minute to get warmed up... I'm about to blow your socks off... or not.
I guess we'll see.

@AiyanaIsNummerEins: I miss the days of Hollywood being fueled by cocaine.
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCJ2gFSwPMc]

@Halcyon: [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bZZtJVQSLY] Fox is still fueled by 'caine.

@AiyanaIsNummerEins: Love that bit.

Smokescreen!

*Slips away with your fiancee.

@Halcyon: 🙄

@Halcyon: Smokescreens are gay.

@AiyanaIsNummerEins: No this is a gay smokescreen.


Mine was specifically designed to tug at the heartstrings of the lady for whose affections we are vying

@Halcyon: I stopped paying attention to you two hours ago 🙄