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Foxanne · 31-35, M
I swear. A bee landed on his crotch. I hate bees.
OrangeLettuce · 46-50, F
@Foxanne: was the bee OK ?
Foxanne · 31-35, M
Huh? what bee?
OrangeLettuce · 46-50, F
@Foxanne: bzzzzz

Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
It was there, so was I...you see how it was inevitable, right? lol
OrangeLettuce · 46-50, F
@FordPrefect42: that's still no reason to kiss my hamster
Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
@Purplecarrot: But its so cute and furry...just like my ex wife 😂
OrangeLettuce · 46-50, F
@FordPrefect42: 😂 your wife was furry ?
Subsumedpat · 36-40, M
She made me, it was a domination and submission role play I don't wear those things, not normally.
OrangeLettuce · 46-50, F
@Subsumedpat: that's no excuse to wear my kitchen apron.
You paid me a hundred buck to do it! That's all on you baby! 🤑
OrangeLettuce · 46-50, F
@ECHO22: sssh I paid u to take the blame. Now STFU😠😝
@Purplecarrot: Haha back at yeah 😘
SW-User
I had no choice. My turtle needs a life saving operation.
SW-User
That's a legitimate reason @Peekaboo:
OrangeLettuce · 46-50, F
@Peekaboo: so u took my water tank 🙄
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
Hey it was like that when i found it !
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
🤔......Maybe he's been hanging round that Poodle hussy down the street !🐩
OrangeLettuce · 46-50, F
@Picklebobble2: u sure. I see listick on your collar 🤓
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
lol Wouldn't Dogsnogger be a wonderful username ??
SW-User
Idk I've no explanation and I apologize :/
OrangeLettuce · 46-50, F
@HamSolo: well now u can pay for my cats therapy.
SW-User
@Purplecarrot: Aw ok that's the least I can do.
i didnt do anything...... you cant prove a thing...... LOL
OrangeLettuce · 46-50, F
@YourMomsSWcrush: yes u do. I put a camera on .
SW-User
It was in my way, that's why :)
OrangeLettuce · 46-50, F
@countryboy: u should have jumped over it.
SW-User
Now why didn't I think of that?@Purplecarrot:
I did it because it would be rude to ignore her
OrangeLettuce · 46-50, F
@Japtugger: well now I will ignore u for not ignoring her
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OrangeLettuce · 46-50, F
@TheUltimateSaturn: Im cold
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Benny5678 · 41-45, T
OrangeLettuce · 46-50, F
@JKerouac: a moments weakness ..
Benny5678 · 41-45, T
@Purplecarrot: A lifetime, but yes
SW-User
Coz i felt like
OrangeLettuce · 46-50, F
@Youcannotfollowme: well now u got your picture on police station
KerriJC · 51-55, F
He looked too good,it was temptation
KerriJC · 51-55, F
@Purplecarrot: Keep him off my property,I killed him fair and square 🎯
OrangeLettuce · 46-50, F
@KerriJC: u got blood on your hands. He will haunt u
KerriJC · 51-55, F
@Purplecarrot: No he hardly bled all. He was actually quite yummy for a rodent.
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OrangeLettuce · 46-50, F
@NaturalBiGuy: well thanks. I really did need new sofas anyway.
OtuLight · 26-30, M
😩it was just a game

 
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